Monday, August 29, 2011
Karen Jo: That's right. You will find out all about it in Thursday's post. You have been chasing Emma around quite a bit lately.
The weather has cooled off considerably and that makes me frisky. What better way to use up that extra energy than chasing Emma?
Karen Jo: How about letting me work on your mats?
That's not fun in any way.
Karen Jo: I am really afraid that you are going to have to go in for a shave. I am ordering a mat cutter to see if that will work, but if it doesn't, or you won't let me use it on you, shaving is all that's left.
It's cooling off. I'll freeze.
Karen Jo: You have a nice warm bed right by the heat vent. If it gets cold, you can be all snuggly there. You know that the mat on your flank is getting uncomfortable for you.
Yeah, I know. I don't like for you to touch it. How come I have to get these darn mats anyway?
Karen Jo: You have very thick, long fur. When the undercoat sheds, it gets caught in the outer coat and mats. You don't groom yourself much, so it builds up. You walk or run away from brushing and furminating, so I can't help you all that much. I'll look into getting you a better brush than your slicker brush that will be more comfortable for you than the furminator to try to keep things under control better.
I hope that works. I used to enjoy my slicker brush, until it started getting caught in the mats and pulling.
Karen Jo: I will have to be more careful in brushing you, then maybe you will enjoy it again.
When am I going to get some new toys? I haven't gotten anything new in a long time.
Karen Jo: You don't need any more toys, really. You don't play will all you have now.
That's because they are all old and boring. I want something new.
Karen Jo: I will look around to see if there is anything you don't have already.
You took away the kitten food. That was mean.
Karen Jo: You need to lose some weight and the kitten food is high in calories. You are doing fine with the duck and pea and the weight control formula.
I don't like that weight control formula all that much and Emma won't touch it at all. Why don't you take that away and give us something good?
Karen Jo: Because you need to lose weight. After the weight comes off, maybe I can get you another flavor of the Now.
The way things are going, that will take forever.
Karen Jo: Run up and down the hall some more. That will help.
That's no fun unless I am chasing Emma.