I love just chillaxing on the carpet in the big room, which is mine, all mine. Mom says it's called the living room and I do live in it. It's my very favorite place to be, except in bed with Mom. I tried a different way to make Mom stay home with me instead of going to work. When she gets up, after she feeds me, she gets out her work clothes and puts them on the bed, then does all the boring stuff to get ready to get dressed. After she put a clean set of work clothes on the bed, I jumped up on them and started grooming myself. I thought if I just stayed on them and got enough fur all over them, she would have to stay home with me. It didn't work. When she got ready to get dressed, she just shooed me off them and brushed them off and put them on. She even thanked me for making them all toasty warm for her. Bah!
Karen Jo: I am sorry that I can't stay home with you every day, Herman, but I have to go to work so I can buy your food, treats and medicine and pay my bills, too. I spend as much time with you as I can.
Humph! At least I got some nice petting time after Mom got home and changed out of her work clothes and after I ate. Mom is getting a day off soon. I just hope that she doesn't spend it shopping or some other boring thing that takes her out of the house.
Karen Jo: I have to do some errands and some stuff outside, but I will spend most of the day home with you.
Mom had fish for lunch today. FISH! And she totally ruined it. She put some bread stuff all over it and cooked it with some stinky stuff. She took the junk off a little piece and offered it to me, but it didn't even smell good, so I didn't eat any. I hope she has something good again soon. It's been ages since she had anything I wanted to share.
Karen Jo: I will be having chicken soon. I will just cook it with a few herbs, so you should like it. You have liked it cooked that way before.
That sounds good. I hope you have steak again soon. I like steak.
Karen Jo: You got good and spoiled when I cooked the rib roast. You helped me eat every meal until it was gone. Maybe I will have steak again late this week.
The rib roast was great. Do that again. I guess I can wait for steak, if the chicken is good. I want some good people food.
Karen Jo: Like you don't get enough to eat. You have bowls and bowls of kitty food out all the time and you hit me up for treats at least four times a day. Speaking of which, I got you some more Friskies Party Mix tonight. I even found a new flavor for you.
Good. Those go down a treat after I take my medicine.