Monday, October 25, 2010
Karen Jo: That's the hat I wear to work every day to show my support for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
What do I care? It doesn't affect me.
Karen Jo: Oh, yes, it does. You know those soft warm things you like to cuddle up against and rest your head on while we are in bed? This month is to help protect those.
Oh, I am all in favor of that. I didn't eat any of the canned food you left me when you went to work, but I ate up all that you gave me when you got home. I didn't like having you gone away all that time.
Karen Jo: I'm sorry, Herman, but it you want to keep having more food than you will eat, I have to keep on going to work. Do you know what I found in the litter box today?
I'm afraid to ask.
Karen Jo: Half normal poop and half pudding poop.
Does that mean what I think it means?
Karen Jo: Yup, you get to go back on your poop pills.
Darn it. Does this mean I get more treats?
Karen Jo: You will get treats for taking your pills, yes.
I wish I could just get treats for nothing. I have to scratch on my platform or post to get a Temptation or Greenie. I have to take a pill to get Party Mix. I have to take my Interferon to get my cheese.
Karen Jo: I give you treats sometimes just for being you.
Not nearly often enough. I got kind of grouchy today and wouldn't play with Mom before she went to work at all. I saw her in her uniform and knew what it meant. I did play with her just a little bit after she got home again. Mom is eating pot roast again. I smelled meat and begged for some, but when she gave me a piece, I could smell that it was pot roast and didn't even taste it. I hope she cooks something good soon.