Saturday, July 3, 2010

Just Relaxing

I'm just lying around, using my old nip kicker for a pillow.  The most exciting thing that happened today was that I got my litter box cleaned and all new litter.  I went into the litter box room and saw the empty litter box and got a little concerned.  I ran away when Mom started pouring the new litter into the box, though.  I came back and used it a little later.

Karen Jo:  I got concerned that you were going to use the freshly cleaned box before I got the litter into it.

Mom isn't playing with me as much as I would like.

Karen Jo:  I would love to play with you, but your timing is terrible.  You decided that you wanted to play just as I got my lunch ready.  I tried to play with you before lunch, but you didn't want to.  I tried to play with you after lunch, but you didn't want to.  Sometimes you want to play with me while I am getting dressed, but by the time I finish dressing, you don't want to play any more.  I love you dearly, but I am not going into the living room with all the drapes open to play with you while I am wearing nothing but underwear.

I got to try out Mom's lunch again today.  She thought I wanted some of her beef stew, but I wanted the juice from her baked beans.

Karen Jo:  I hope it doesn't give you kitty poots while you are snuggled up against me tonight.

My poots aren't that bad.

Karen Jo:  They do smell strongly of very dead fish, but that's my own fault for giving you fishy Stinky Goodness almost every day.

I love fishy Stinky Goodness.  I really like having both Medley and Stinky Goodness to choose from.  Usually one is fishy and the other isn't.  I am very glad that you decided to keep giving me Medley even after you didn't have to hide medicine in it any more.

Karen Jo:  You like it so much that I never even considered not giving it to you any longer.

Will you play with me tomorrow?

Karen Jo:  I will try very hard.  I just hope that you will want to play with me.

12 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Wait a minute here - your human seems to be a little mixed up because she is actually the one with bad timing. SHE shouldn't have been making lunch and getting dressed when you want to play. It's not your fault she is doing these things at the wrong time.

How funny - my word verification is "doggies"!

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Herman, you're doing a good job of keeping the humans on their toes. We're very impressed my friend.

ZOOLATRY said...

Hi Herman...
We're just stopping by
to give you a
Hi-Bye...
Bye Herman.

Katnip Lounge said...

Herman, you are a hoot with your poots! Johnson likes baked beans, too...he even eats the beans!

It's great to snuggle at night, we never leave Mommy unattended. We squueze her tight in the middle of the bed and purr...and then she complains about being stiff in the morning! sheesh.

Brian said...

It sure is hard to get schedules coordinated isn't it Herman? I hope you have a calm and quiet fireworks weekend!

Marg said...

Herman, we have the same problem. Everytime we want to play, Mom is either working on the computer or doing so other useless chore when we want to play. These darn hoomans just need to get their act together.
Have a great week end.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Herman - when will they realise our play comes first, second and third on the list after food. Getting dressed is silly as they only have to get undressed again to take a bath!!

Pierro said...

Herman, you are doing your job keeping your mom guessing and wondering.
It is good that you snuggle with your mom and night and make poots too.

bonkbonkbonk

ABBY said...

Herman
We love that you have kept your Mom guessing. When she thinks you want something you don't, when she thinks you don't want something you do! YOU win!!

*woohoo*

purrs
Abby

Ayla and Iza, said...

Herman, we hope that you and yer Mom get yer playing schedules werked out soon...

Everycat said...

Herman you really make us all chuckle with your antics and the way you have Karen Jo at your command.

Nice work big fella!

Whicky

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

As you see, we are way behind in computer time and visiting, but we are to 'H' now and your banter always makes us smile! We like to play with mewms in the morning too but she always says she's running late for day hunting!